Fear the Beard
Ok, I finally did it. I was all talk for a while, but I finally stepped up and went to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Look, I knew what I was getting myself into. I knew what kind of ratings it got. Yes, it flopped in the theaters, but just hear me out. I went to see this movie for a couple reasons:
1) Sorry, Abraham Lincoln killing evil doesn’t strike you as awesome?
2) RottonTomatoes isn’t always accurate with their evaluations and this movie is a perfect example. 35%!? That means that all 3 of the Jackass movies had better ratings, and not only a little bit better, 10-28% better? (Seriously, no offense Jackass, love it, but?)…Take Howard the Duck, worst movie ever, right? 18%. I don’t really know what I’m trying to say here…but there IS a point in there somewhere.
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