East Bracket – Adam Sandler Movie Babe Showdown
WELCOME to the first round of our Eastern Conference Tourney. WE are live from New York City and raring to go. Man, are we pumped for these first 4 games! As you can tell by the bracket, we have our work cut out for us. Look for some crazy head to head Adam Sandler Movie Babes action! ARE YOU SERI-OUUUSSS!?! (If you could actually hear my Dicky Vitale impersonation, you’d be impressed…it’s really good…)
Let’s get to the matchups:
Emmanuelle Chrique (Don’t Mess with the Zohan) vs. Drew Barrymore (Wedding Singer)
Wowzers! What a great first match-up! If you’re in school right now and trying to get to the cool teacher’s room where they’ll let you watch the tourney during class, you’re in for an amazing match. Emmanuelle is gorgeous; Sloan anyone? She is one serious babe, but who can forget an amazing Julia, almost Gulia, in Wedding Singer? I can’t, and that is why Drew Barrymore is taking this win to the bank in what some people might call an upset. Robbie Hart is one lucky S.O.B.
Leslie Mann (Funny People) vs. Jessica Biel (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)
SCHA-WING! – Leslie Mann has appeared in more than one Adam Sandler movie – (Big Daddy – HOOTERS! HOOTERS! HOOTERS!!) She was hot back then, and still is today, but we cannot take the “back when” into consideration, A full grown MOM in Funny People, Leslie Mann plays Sandler’s long lost love, the one who got away. We can all relate to that….BUUUTT you got an almost NAKED Jessica Biel in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry – Can she compete with that?…(The answer, Greg, is no, no you cannot!) So, congratulation to JB in this match-up…W is for Win.
Winona Ryder (Mr. Deeds) vs. Courtney Cox (The Longest Yard)
This is a great match up. Winona Ryder (Lights the MENORAH!) plays a TMZ sort of floozy that changes her hair color and sweetens up to try and take the newly rich Longfellow Deeds to the cleaners. She is a full blown babe in this movie, but Courtney Cox’s 5 minutes in The Longest Yard is hard to take down in one fell swoop. At the time of filming, I believe, CC had just popped out a kid and the bosoms don’t lie. Uh, where did those come from?? Certainly, wasn’t that way in Friends. Hmmm, wow, I don’t know on this one. OK…3-2-1…Buzzer beater by Winona to win the game!
Brooklyn Decker (Just Go With It) vs. Fairuza Balk (Waterboy)
This isn’t a match-up is it? Poor Fairuza…She did have that one scene in Waterboy where she tempts Bobby BOU-CHER by slowly unzipping that weird looking sweater she was wearing. (Did she knit that herself?) Brooklyn seems to be turning into a POWERHOUSE here. She takes this game hands down in a Duke like win over a #16. Damn you Brooklyn, with your SI Swimsuit Issue crazy-hot bod. JK. (just kidding, right?)